Butts, Giraffes and Violins

Courtnie: "Mom has a BIG butt."
Jason: "Yes she does."
Courtnie: "Mom also has a really, really long neck.  She took all the neck, Aunt B doesn't have one cause Mom took it all.  Her neck is like a human giraffe."
Jason: [laughs]
Brandie: [yells from the other room] "Look in the mirror and check out the size of your butt!"
Jason: "She's right, you do have your mother's butt."
Courtnie: "Yeah."

That's right, no shame, I told my daughter her butt was big!

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Courtnie: [whining about nothing]
Me: "Do I need to get my violin out and play a song for you?"
Courtnie: "You don't know even have a violin!"
Colton: "You don't know how to play one either!"

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