Colton: "Mommy, are you or Daddy pregnant here?" [as he points to a picture]
Me: "Daddy's can't have babies, that's you in my tummy."
Colton: "Did I just roll in a ball under your shirt?"
Me: "No baby, you were inside my tummy!"
Colton: "Did you just spit me out? That would be funny [insert boy noises] if you spit me way over there."
At this point I stay silent, not sure whether to correct him about how babies enter the world or to allow his idea of a babies birth to humor me. I opt to hear his version of childbirth! Duh!
Colton runs out of the room to tell Courtnie:
"Mommy had me in her tummy and she spit me out like [insert more boy noises]!"
1 comment:
Good call.
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